Thursday, April 15, 2004
You're going to Hell! (It's a hop, skip, and a jump from Verkhoyansk)
Somehow I had Dial-the-Truth Minsitries on my favorites list. I don't ever remember bookmarking it, but I'm glad I did. It's hilarious.
I mean, very, very serious. One of their must-reads just proves that Hell is at the center of Earth. The argument is fantastic:
a+b+c=d
where
a=Jesus said there was a hell; b=The Bible talks about Hell as fiery; c=The core of the earth is fiery; d=Hell is real and inside Earth. See Fig. 1.1
Now, what the Bible says about Hell is all well and good, but we needn't the RealAudio clip of souls in Hell they have on the page as proof that this interpretation is totally wacko. I don't even know what to think about the people who believe it. And I say this with loads of Christian love.
The news story on that webpage is utterly classic. To stay true to my source, they say this story ran in the "well respected Finland newspaper" Ammenusastia. Shame the only internet presence this "well respected Finland newspaper" has relates directly to this article on Hell. At least one of these tract pages has the decency to admit that the "article cannot be verified" and "is only included for literary value."
Literary value? The MLA might think that's the wrong choice of words.
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