Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Happy Thanksgiving
Alright, so it's been a couple days.
It's all those deadlines we'd been putting off for weeks, come back to haunt me.
I'm going to Fargo with Susanne tomorrow for Thanksgiving, and then it's type type type on the excrement paper until I e-mail it off on Saturday.
Until then, let's all be grateful to God for our excessive blessings. My family has a 22-lb. turkey. For all the less fortunate I had a grand plan to buy them all a round of fine Thanksgiving soda but it's too expensive. $16 for five bottles? How the hell is that supposed to substitute for my overflowing plate? Heck, right now turkey's going for 83 cents a pound. Your green bean casserole soda? That'll be $4.25 a pound. And I'll actually eat the turkey.
It's all those deadlines we'd been putting off for weeks, come back to haunt me.
I'm going to Fargo with Susanne tomorrow for Thanksgiving, and then it's type type type on the excrement paper until I e-mail it off on Saturday.
Until then, let's all be grateful to God for our excessive blessings. My family has a 22-lb. turkey. For all the less fortunate I had a grand plan to buy them all a round of fine Thanksgiving soda but it's too expensive. $16 for five bottles? How the hell is that supposed to substitute for my overflowing plate? Heck, right now turkey's going for 83 cents a pound. Your green bean casserole soda? That'll be $4.25 a pound. And I'll actually eat the turkey.
