Tuesday, April 27, 2004
"Get on the tracks...the SEX tracks"
Who needs online dating services when we have Toothing?
It won't be long before everyone knows what Toothing is. For the uninitiated, though, there's a nice FAQ available to answer all your questions.
Sounds like a scene from a movie. He's on the tube to work in London, dressed nicely in his suit and fancy shoes, when his Bluetooth-equipped cell vibrates in his pocket. He pulls it out and notices he has a text message. A thrill shoots through his body as he reads the message: "Toothing?" He looks around the car for others with cell phones--which one could it be? No, not the old woman who's shouting into her phone; no, not that fat gal in the floral house dress at the front of the car; certainly not that woman with the gigantic nose; definitely not that tall, geeky fellow with the briefcase. Then he sees her: the hot blonde in the dress that shows her ample cleavage and long, long legs. She's seen him first, must have been watching him check his text message; she holds up her phone, and beckons him to her with a slender, red-nailed finger, the tip of her tongue curled to touch her front teeth suggestively. As he crosses the car to her, she stands, casts her phone aside, grabs his tie, and leads him into the bathroom. The fat gal in the print dress, the old woman, the big-nosed young lady, and the tall geek all watch enviously as the bathroom door clicks locked....
Maybe toothing is like this for some people. But my skepticism makes me think more along the lines of the folks who ask, what about fat and ugly people? My guess, like the second message on this thread, is that the majority of people who are going to hear about toothing and buy a new phone just so they can try it out are going to be sweaty male pervs who imagine they're going to hook up with a foxy lady. As toothing takes off, women are going to become hot commodities; they'll show up at the train station and get 15 messages from randy fellows who have been dreaming for a quick shag. If toothing was ever a simple diversion for hot skanks and sexy studs, its publicity will be the end of that.
This wretched thread with "Kenneth" already shows this--"GingerJames" thinks the moderators should do something with this perv, because, as "GingerJames" says, "I'm not sure he's providing the sort of image we want 'Toothing to have." What kind of image, exactly, does he expect people to get when they find out he posts on a bbs to arrange clandestine meetings to have sex with total strangers in a cramped airplane toilet stall?
There's plenty on the toothing sites about how to tooth "safely," chief among these to make sure you're always using protection. From the way it looks to me, though, there's no safety involved in this. Sure, sounds like there's some pure, horny fun to be had--but don't come crying to me when people start getting gutted like fish and left to die in downtown bars.
At least they'll be able to phone for help.
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